A text from my Dad:
“Just wanted to let you know I had the Mike breakfast this morning - yellow cake, chocolate frosting.”
How am I ever going to convince any future kids to eat healthy? On what grounds could I possibly exude any moral authority in this endeavor?
Me - You need to eat a nutritional breakfast.
Kid - But I saw you just put starburst in your Marshmallow Blasted Fruit Loops!
Me - Ummm…I added more fruit?
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